ASK iAN * IF IT AIN’T BROKEN…

Don't fuckun' fix it.
i don't
want the Wheel
RE-invented...
i don't want a pint glass in the shape of something (like a Stingray) that can't hold pish
Don't want guitar strings made out of glass
Don't want a condom made of nails
i don't want a Dentist that only works with a hammer and chisel...
i don't want my jeans to have more lights than a disco
i just want a pair of black jeans with a snap button, a zipper, 4 pockets and belt loops...Michael Jackson is dead and so are Your out of Date
clueless ideas...
i don't want your new bland
your daily so-called "improvements"
New and Improved translates into Cheap & Pre-Broken...
Modern Inventors...how i would love to break their teeth out with my Helmet
You piss on History
You piss on our Grandparents
You piss up Your own spine in Your thornless bed
Your chemical bed burning FSC
Your
Diphenhydramine
Your Children Marketed Phenylalanine
Your X Shaped clouds
Your Old stinking strategies...and your rat infested Saks 5th Avenue basement stench
Butcher Dentist with Rubber mouthflowers
Rat-fink Doktors selling out patients like stool pigeons for the Nazis
Voting booths clean as rigged one armed bandits and lotto machines
Dentist in support of fluoride
Doktors against Hospice
You motherfuckers are transparent alright...i see right through you like a clear stream of piss
Modern Mediocrity sold as individuality cars
3 choices ain't a selection
Becoming Extinct is quite exciting...something you'll never know
To have lived Life True
To have
fed the starving
to have spoke with children through pencil, string, water, dirt and electricity
to have burned off of grains, leaf, rain, and juice
and can claim true history
by the machine gun mowing down of your
mice
Spoiler Alert
You die too ya fuckin' fart
and when the devil comes for you like an endless legged octopus
remember
me winking
in your piss
weeping
frightened
eyes...
Flame ON*
Skags
You always needed a problem
and our only problem
was
YOU
Rev. iAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEkfUc-HYlA