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ASK iAN * SHELL BRIDGE VISA & A SHELLSHOCKED CADILLAC

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COPYWRITE/ DISCLAIMER/ADDITIONAL FEES/TAKE OFF YOUR BOOTS/WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE EXITING/PLEASE SMOKE OUTSIDE/NO KISSING BELOW THE BELT/GREET THE CUSTOMERS/SHAKE HANDS/WASH HANDS/PUT YOUR BOOTS ON/FROWNING IS CONTAGIOUS/PUT THE CANS AND BOTTLES IN THE BLUE BIN/THE GUTS, SLOTH AND HAIR IN THE GREEN BIN AND THE VEGETATIVE SKINS IN THE ORANGE BIN/ BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT/SLIDE YOUR CARD/DO YOU NEED A BAG?/NO TIP?/REMOVE YOUR HAT/REMOVE YOUR SUNGLASSES/TAKE OFF YOUR BOOTS/OPEN YOUR BAG/STEP THIS WAY/YOU ARE UNDER ARREST/HOLD YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOU/SHOW US YOUR HANDS/PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD AND LOCK YOUR FINGERS/PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK/ASSUME THE POSITION/DROP AND GIVE ME 20/GET OFF THE FLOOR PLEASE/BRUSH YOUR TEETH/WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE/MOVE ME A MOUNTAIN/PLEASE SAY HELLO/LEAVE YOUR DRINKS INSIDE/ZIP UP YOUR PANTS/PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN/PUT IT IN THE TRASH/PICK UP YOUR TOYS/CLEAN YOUR ROOM/GO TO SCHOOL/FILL OUT THIS FORM/HAND IN YOUR PAPERWORK/PAY IT FORWARD/SQUEEZE AND RELEASE/CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU/WIPE THOSE TEARS AWAY/CLEAN YOUR PLATE/PLACE YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR KNEES/EMPTY YOUR POCKETS/SPIT OUT YOUR GUM/WIPE YOUR MOUTH/SIT BACK/MOVE CLOSER/DO YOU HAVE AN I.D.?/TURN AROUND/WIPE YOUR NOSE/WASH YOUR FACE/PAY THE MAN/COMB YOUR HAIR/LET GO OF ME/HOLD ME CLOSER/LOOK INTO MY EYES/PAY THE PIPER/GET ON THE PLANE/PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE REAR/GET ON BOARD/GET YOUR GAME FACE ON/CLEAR THE SCREEN/HIT THE ROAD JACK/GIVE ME BACK MY ALCOHOL/DO NOT PASS GO/DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES/CROSS YOURSELF AND HOPE TO DIE/MAKE AMENDS/MOVE THE FURNITURE/WALK THE DOG/GET OFF OF ME/KILL THE LIGHTS/TAKE OUT THE TRASH/WALK THIS WAY/DON'T COME BACK/GET A JOB/GET A LIFE/GET AWAY/FOLLOW THE RULES/FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS/SIGN YOUR NAME/ I LOVE YOU.

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