Cori – If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

Pete – 2 buckets?

Cori – Correct.  Next Question.  What’s the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

Pete – You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.  What about the glue?

Cori – I knew you’d get stuck on that.  Next Question..

Pete – of Faith?
Cori – What’s that?
Pete – Oh, nothing…
Cori – What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Pete – I don’t know and I don’t care.
Cori – What’s the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in the bath?
Pete – One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole?
Cori – Correct.  What’s the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster?
Pete – One’s a shaving Roman and the others a raving showman?
Cori – You’re doing fine, Shall we continue?
Pete – Yeah, please continue…
Cori – What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
Pete – The position of the dirt bag!
Cori – Yes!  Now… let me see… ok..  Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Pete – A porcupine has pricks on the outside!
Cori – HaHa!  Yes!  Ok..  What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
Pete – One’s a bottom-dwelling scum sucker, the other’s just a fish.
Cori – What’s the difference between the mafia and the government?
Pete – One of them is organized.
Cori – I’m asking this next question for a girl friend of mine
Pete – Ok, shoot.
Cori – What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
Pete – It means she didn’t hold the pillow down long enough
Cori – Ok, last but not least…  How do they say “fuck you” in Los Angeles?
Pete- Trust Me.
Cori – Thanx Pete!
Pete – Thank You!

This Interview that you may have read is Fiction.