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HAMLET Well, look how you play me—as if you knew exactly where to put your fingers, to blow the mystery out of me, playing all the octaves of my range—and yet you can’t even produce music from this little instrument? My God, do you think I’m easier to […]
A ROARING FATHER SPECTRE…A ROYAL WEDDING SUNDOWN SHOTGUNLESS SONG/ A BROTHER OF FUN, FIST AND BEASTIAL WAIL/ SOFT HAIR WALKS THE MIDNIGHT HALLS/ IN GHOST HANDS TO THE CALL…/WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?/ WE DIDN’T BUT LIFE DOES THIS SOMETIMES TO US/ SO SAY YOU NEVER KNEW ME/ MAN, DON’T GET ME STARTED/ IN […]
Love Will Tear Us Apart because it sounded kinder than Love Will Tear Your Ass Out and Leave You Bleeding… .* (15 July 1956 — 18 May 1980) BORN THE DAY BEFORE MY MOTHER’S BIRTHDAY / DEAD THE DAY AFTER MINE