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An open bar, trendy hors-devours, swag bags and stretch limousines. The red carpet’s long and narrow tongue greets us with cameramen (why are they always men) lined up on our right side. My friend Jen hesitates in front of the intimidating mass, not sure how to proceed. I grab her arm and say, “We’re nobody. […]
Halloween is my favorite Holiday. The shadow holy ghost brother of Christmas. A time to remember dead family and friends and a time for candy, ghost, mischief, shenanigans, ghouls, witches & tits. A time for apple bobbin’, pumpkin jackin’, neck lickin’ and knob pullin’. A time to watch old horror films, a time for monster madness, ouija […]