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Anybody can meet a famous person. No. Anybody can meet any Lame famous Person, but not everyone can meet Lemmy & Dave Grohl/ i did because my Dead Best Friend always wanted to and never got a chance/ so fuck Off/ If ya can’t do something for yourself, at least do it for somebody who […]
FUCK BOBBY FISHER/FUCK MR. GOODBAR/FUCK RED OCTOBER/ I’M SEARCHING, LOOKING, HUNTING FOR ELLIOTT SMITH/SOMEONE SAID HE WAS DEAD/I DON’T BELIEVE THEM/I’M LOOKING FOR MY MAN/RUNNING ON HOOVES THROUGH TRAFFIC/STEALING A HOUSE PAINTERS SPLATTER PAINTED SHIRT IN THE DARK FROM A SPINDRIFT SKIN BEATER DRUNK ON TEQUILA/ETHER/AND KOREAN BURLESQUE/ONLY TO NOTICE NEXT HUNGOVER MORNING THAT IT […]