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Ask iAN * BLACKREBELMOTORCYCLECLUB BETTING ON THE MUSE

Driving out to the cool palms of San Diego with my friends Jess & Shi…we hit the horse track of Del Mar and inside it was good n’ cruddy.  The fever was on these people…racing forms in hand, money ringing in their ears and the ghost of bukowski under their crummy footwear.  I bet the black […]

Ask iAN * The Warlocks make us wet

You know that feeling you get from your favorite pair of old jeans? That feeling you get when you put them on fresh out of the dryer? That feeling you get sliding them on without wearing panties? Yeah…that was this night. Bobby was in the bar…the room felt like crushed raspberry ice slush…like grape coloured […]

Ask iAN * Spindrift swirling at the Zorthian Ranch

The day had already started off Strange. My friend Armine picked me up.  There was no way in Hell that we could spend all day at the Folk Fest because we both knew that iAN + Sun + Alcohol = Passed Out Cold like a Knob.  I would have missed Spindrift’s show that was going […]

Ask iAN – For What it’s Wirth

In Los Angeles in a parking lot i sit in an obscure car I look at those Palm trees..those tiny redextrious light blood headed flowers..there is a crow bending on the wind and celestial sonic women asking me for zippo fire There are birds in yellow and Ocean dressed girls..the sounds of strawberries sugar cutting […]

Ask iAN * The bible of Jobs

Jesus Christ man, the jobs I’ve had. I worked with two young flaming lips named Eric & Logan…our boss was the lead singer of black gasoline and he loved it when with my help we forged money from the till to have drankin’ money…E & R saved my sorry ass when i was too hung […]