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Ask iAN * Take the money and blow that popsicle stand

Gather ye Rosebuds while ye may…wait a minute…did you say Iowa? Move away to Joshua Tree…allow me to ponder this for just a sec GO!  GET THE HELL GOIN’! No…let us be realistique for a minute… Stay in Iowa…rarely see ya kids…but there is lots of corn…and corn whiskey… In the summer, you can catch […]

Ask iAN * La Solitude Du Coureur De Fond

Inertia is the resistance of any physical object to a change in its state of motion or rest, or the tendency of an object to resist any change in its motion. It is proportional to an object’s mass. The principle of inertia is one of the fundamental principles of classical physics which are used to […]


Members Natalie Valentine/Timothy Valentine/Dhananjaya Zakheim/Kevin Mergel Hometown Portland, OR About Nigh unclassifiable – yet unforgettable – blending haunting blues ballads with witchy latin pop and carnival sludge – enjoy with a black lace garter and a shot of whiskey. Current Location Portland, OR Booking Agent Artists We Also Like agent ribbons, aranya, cat fancy, […]

Ask iAN * Celebrate Your Mother

Kahlil Gibran – Mother: the most beautiful word on the lips of mankind

Ask iAN * Smokestack Lightning Leah

                                                                DON’T      FUCK     AROUND First of all…a good drummer is hard to find.  Finding a great drummer is next to impossible…especially one who has the time. I don’t rightly know how many bands I have played in so let’s just say quite a few and looking back on the drummers I’ve performed with, i remember […]