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Ask iAN * Static electricity and Harmolodiques

Compulsive liars crumble like cremated remains when they discover that they’ve been decieved by their own devices… Those that sell meat are frightened by the sight of their own blood spill Those that murder in the name of Religion cry HARK!  When those that they hold dear to their cruddy hearts are snuffed by those seeking revenge… […]

Ask iAN * Swingin’ from the Trees

I often write when i am tired…and i apologize for not going back and re’illustrating with words my certain point…in no way do i make excuses, i figure my true gang knows me better than that… i should have gone back and have been deeper with the description…but i was lax…I apologize… When I said […]

Ask iAN * Take the money and blow that popsicle stand

Gather ye Rosebuds while ye may…wait a minute…did you say Iowa? Move away to Joshua Tree…allow me to ponder this for just a sec GO!  GET THE HELL GOIN’! No…let us be realistique for a minute… Stay in Iowa…rarely see ya kids…but there is lots of corn…and corn whiskey… In the summer, you can catch […]

Ask iAN * La Solitude Du Coureur De Fond

Inertia is the resistance of any physical object to a change in its state of motion or rest, or the tendency of an object to resist any change in its motion. It is proportional to an object’s mass. The principle of inertia is one of the fundamental principles of classical physics which are used to […]

Ask iAN * FEVER

Members Natalie Valentine/Timothy Valentine/Dhananjaya Zakheim/Kevin Mergel Hometown Portland, OR About Nigh unclassifiable – yet unforgettable – blending haunting blues ballads with witchy latin pop and carnival sludge – enjoy with a black lace garter and a shot of whiskey. Current Location Portland, OR Booking Agent feverpdx@gmail.com Artists We Also Like agent ribbons, aranya, cat fancy, […]