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I bit the front headlight of a 1969 Jag, and have been forced to be Hooked ever since. I gnash out at Triumphs, i swindle-kick’fuck’, back footed even at the rear bumpers of Rolls Royces and their silver pinioned fairy hood ornamint figurehead, I snap at VW’s and get tongue tied when an MG […]
It is as if you see me from the outside of my own nowhere bubble did you see me as the tears flowed over that empty space your Father once stood in…how I held him in the highest regard how empty like a motorcycle gas tank i felt like… did you see me contemplate […]
Well if it ain’t my motherfuckin’ specialty! Hospitals. A&E. ER. Waiting Rooms. There really is no way to fully cope with these visits, you just fly by the seat of your pants if you are anything like me. First Off Never eat the food in a Hospital it’s the kind of food that got […]
You’re spot ON Jonny Boy The Human body makes it own sweet nectar oils and we stamp it out. When dogs attack people sometimes it’s because the scent is so vulgar and fake that only something not of this planet could smell so plastic and the dog bites the head off the perfumed […]