Ask iAN

Ask iAN

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Ask iAN * Images and Photobucket

Until the 4th of July most of the page is going to look like it’s under construction, thanks to a policy pulled straight from the brains of photobucket’s own arse.  It seems I had gone past my cock width, or cock band width…or some such silly tripe, bullshit, and nonsense…so I just wanted to apologize […]

Ask iAN * Free Fortune Ticket Ride

Sexual ignition on fire and jolted out by the Father’s lower intestine’s roof muscle and into a molecule egg where the ghost gets planted like an invisible spirit seed, then dropped down, connected to an umbilical chord with only 3 notes Life Sex Death to hang there as the first kindness you will ever know […]

Ask iAN * Little Lace

In her last high school play she had played an old bat in a wheelchair and now having gone off to University she felt just as crippled in real life.  With only one friend on the entire campus and him being quite fey and feminine, they clung together like glue in her dorm room at […]

Ask iAN * If I had a black cat bone…Another Night Out with Mark Lanegan & B.R.M.C.

It was just another night in Los Angeles, California and another long and High Octane session with BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB was coming to a close…. but the night was far from over for we were all heading out with a few close friends to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery to spend a quiet and dark […]

Ask iAN * I’m IN with the OUT crowd

  Tania       There ain’t nothing to do about it.  A zebra can’t change it’s stripes…you are who you are and being different from the herd isn’t easy…it’s a bittersweet symphony going against the grain.  Sharks don’t live in trees and tigers don’t live underwater and you are who you are, feel no shame for what you […]