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Jesus Christ man, the jobs I’ve had. I worked with two young flaming lips named Eric & Logan…our boss was the lead singer of black gasoline and he loved it when with my help we forged money from the till to have drankin’ money…E & R saved my sorry ass when i was too hung […]
i remember when I was a little kid and I was off to my first day in school. i had a little red box chok full of pencils, crayons and what not…and a little dog rug to nap on… I loved the smell of gasoline, I thought Abe Lincoln was the man I saw at […]
I need 3 Ace Questions from fans of THE BLACK RYDER sEnd Them via SeNd iAN drugs/question or at firstname.lastname@example.org or askian @ facebook ….etc, fukker* I’ll pick 3 sweet black roseheaded questions and we’ll see what the band has to say, unless i drink too much absinthe and miss the meeting entirely…cross yer […]
Well Nikki…. It was back in 1965 and I was flat fuckun’ broke. I looked cool in mah alligator penny loafers and my hair was quite suave…but i had not only been mugged by some bruisers from da Bronx, but i spent my last 10 dollars on a lucky horse shoe diamond ring, […]
Compulsive liars crumble like cremated remains when they discover that they’ve been decieved by their own devices… Those that sell meat are frightened by the sight of their own blood spill Those that murder in the name of Religion cry HARK! When those that they hold dear to their cruddy hearts are snuffed by those seeking revenge… […]