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Glaucoma, Memory and Love

  The amusement park rides don’t glimmer like they use to without you around… The shadows seem longer and thinner and the darkness blacker my eyes can’t seem to adjust to the flicker and it’s so quiet in that place you once held sway it’s so quiet in that corner that it’s deafening and it’s […]

    Buy a Motorcycle and Leave…. .* OR Apply for a college loan with Sallie Mae don’t worry about paying it off…leave that bullshit to the wind and roses and when you get your grip in the mail cash your check rent a U-Haul truck jam your shit in it and get the fuck […]

Oceans of Time

YES It is possible and more than likely to occur within the next 2 to 3 years. Just remember that true love leaves one with 1.  A very sore jaw 2.  A very sore and tantalized groin area 3.  Very fucking tired hands 4.  Sometimes a sore butthole 5.  A racing heart like a runaway […]

One Backward Glance…. .*

If you are able, save them a place inside of you and save one backward glance when you are leaving for the places they can no longer go. Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not have always. Take what they have left and what they have taught you […]

  I don’t know the formula that “makes” a true rebel but then again i fancy that is and isn’t your question dear sister skull What makes one a true rebel…..? It isn’t cocaine. It isn’t alcohol consumption. It isn’t how many people you sleep with and It isn’t because you purchased a black leather motorcycle […]