I think the best way I can describe it would be this: I’m strapped to a dentist’s chair waiting for a root canal and in walks a 19th century dentist carrying a 19th century bag of dentist tools. He claps his hands and a large gorilla enters the room. The dentist hands the bag of tools to the gorilla and starts explaining the root canal procedure to it using what appears to be a primitive form of sign language. As the gorilla approaches me and opens the bag, the dentist grabs the light switch and begins rapidly turning it on and off. The rest is a blur…

– MATT BOROFF